Blog-Shaped Mindlessness

A.C. Slater Fact #3

If there is a sport that Slater isn’t any good at, it must not be a sport. And Slater doesn’t consider Cheerleading to be a sport. But he does consider cheerleaders to be “Hot Mamas.”

May 18, 2008 Posted by Josh | A.C. Slater Facts | , , , , , | No Comments Yet

A.C. Slater Fact #2

If you open A.C. Slater’s locker at Bayside High you’ll find the mummified corpses of over a million nerds, dorks, dweebs, preppies, and teachers.

May 18, 2008 Posted by Josh | A.C. Slater Facts | , , , , | No Comments Yet

A.C. Slater Fact #1

We’ve all heard of the Chuck Norris facts, about how the Chuckster “Does not love Raymond” and how he can “blow bubbles with beef jerky.” But no one knows about all the things the Saved by the Bell jock, A.C. Slater can do….. until now….

There’s only 3 things A.C. Slater likes. 1. Women, 2. Sports, 3. Putting nerds in lockers at Bayside High.

May 18, 2008 Posted by Josh | A.C. Slater Facts | , , , , | No Comments Yet