The Joshtionary Entry I

Bouch: A couch used mainly as a bed.

Fergly: Like fugly (fuckin’ ugly) but to a larger extent. Named in honor of how Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas looks without make-up. Not that theres enough make-up in the world to make her look all that great in the first place.

Omecidence (Ohm-es-eh-dense): an event that is both a freak coincidence and an omen of whats to come.