Great Eight XXVII: Eight Future Ex-Wives

1. Adriana Lima

This uber hot Brazilian model claims to be a virgin. Yeah… And I claim to have a chance with her.

2. Shelly Martinez

She’s been a pin-up model, fetish model, pro wrestler, and softcore porn star. Q: What hasn’t she done? A: Marry me!!!

3. Bianca Beauchamp

Man, I can’t wait to pretend to be married to this chick.

4. Lin Chi Ling

I doubt she speaks English, but that just means this Chinese Model doesn’t know how to say “Restraining Order.” +1 to me.

5. Vikki Blows

How much blow could Vikki Blow blow, if Vikki Blow could blow blow? Answer: Infinity.

6. Olivia Munn

She’s a borderline geek being on G4. Thats OK because I am too! We’re practically twins.

7. April Scott

Totally beats Jessica Simpson on the hot Daisy Duke role.

8. Cristina Scabbia

Italian lead singer of Lacuna Coil, and my personal opinion the hottest chick in the world. Also in my personal opinion: *drool*.