A.C. Slater Fact #4

You’re not allowed to call him A.C. Slater. You can call him Ace, or The Slate.

The Joshtionary, Entry II

Barbatric (Bar-bah-trik): having barbarian, neanderthal-like, or crude traits.

Italy Giver: A take on Indian Giver (Someone who gives you something and then takes it back). Except an Italy Giver is someone who asks you if you want the last slice of pizza, you say no in hopes that they don’t want it either so then you can eat it, but after saying no the Italy Giver scarfs down the last tasty slice right in front of your face.

Saint Patty’s Yule Log: Penis. Named after Jakub Fik who cut off his weiner and threw it at a cop during Saint Patty’s ‘06. Why did he do that? Don’t know… If he painted it green before chopping it off and tossing it, that I can understand… its good luck in Ireland if a severed green penis slaps you across the face…