Today’s 20: 7.8.08

Today’s Odd News Stories
- The new milk jugs already have a lot of haters. People don’t like jugs like they used to. (CBS News)
- It’s Drunk Driving Even If You’re “Driving” Your Wheelchair. (Metro.co.uk)
- A wife named Rawni, A dixie flag garter belt, First dance to “Hold My Beer,” jumpin in a mud pit to celebrate. The only think missing from this redneck wedding is a rhinestone covered wedding dress. (Macon.com)
- First of all… Don’t booby trap your car in hopes it’ll keep burglars away. Secondly, turn the booby traps off before taking your car to the repairman. (IOL.co.za)
- This is the first and thus far only wedding I wish I was invited to. Or just to be there when the bride’s dress falls apart. (Telegraph)

Today’s Celeb News/Gossip
- Christie Brinkley’s Husband Loves Smut. (Don Chavez)
- Katie Holmes’ stage debut? Epic Fail. (Metro.co.uk)
- Steve-O’s Dead, just kidding, but he is in a psychiatric ward now. (Contact Music)
- Wait… Kanye West needs anger management? I hadn’t noticed Kanye “Wicked Witch of the” West having any mood swings at all. (Contact Music)
- Lose wife, check. Tie Mickey Mantle in all time homers, check. Use the old “I lost my wife, but I’m basically the new Mickey Mantle,” pick up line at bars, check. (NY Post)

Today’s Diatribes
- 400 Face Book Friends… (Daily Mail)
- Love Guru Kills Austin Powers 4 (The Movie Blog)
- Sliced Bread ‘a World First’ (News.com.au)
- Is Will Smith the Only Truly Bankable Movie Star? (The Movie Blog)
- Sundance, The Nines, and the Death of Independent Film (John August)

Today’s Movie News
- Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince to feature Drug and Sex parallels. (The Movie Blog)
- Sigourney “Almost 60″ Weaver’s ready to take on Aliens 5. (Mania)
- What was ‘Wanted’ Missing? James McAvoy’s favorite dildo of course. (Now Magazine)
- The Best death I’ve heard all week. (Cinematical)
- Ryan Nikole Parker Set to Play Alice in Tim Burton’s Wonderland? (The Movie Blog)