Today’s 20: 7.9.08

Today’s Odd News Stories
- Colorful way to die: Overdosing on LSD. Uncool way to die: Overdosing on water. (Daily Mail)
- Going to Florida any time soon? Bring that jar of money that you’ve been saving for shopping cart usage fees. (WFTV.com)
- What’s the matter, little kid? Don’t like your curry? You know who else didn’t like curry? His name rhymes with Gaydolf Gitler. (Telegraph.co.uk)
- Um…. Chess Boxing? I feel masculine and nerdy all at the same time! (News.com.au)
- Do you talk a lot? Thats good enough reason to get arrested in Germany. You know who else hating people talking a lot in Germany? (The Local)

Today’s Lists
- Strange excuses for trying to get out of a speeding ticket. (Kitsapsun)
- Top 10 Obscure Google Search Tricks. (Life Hacker)
- Tips for Faster/Better Service at the Drive Thru (Tutorial Ninjas)
- Top 10 Harmless Geek Pranks. (Life Hacker)
- Five Superhero Movies We’re Glad Didn’t Get Made (IO9.com)

Today’s Entertainment/Celeb News/Gossip
- I never really thought Jenny McCarthy was all that hot. But I gotta say, she looks much better in her own swimsuits than men. You hear me, Jim Carrey? (Banned in Hollywood)
- Her brother’s in jail. Her parents are in an ugly divorce. Her dad slept with her best friend. Her mom’s dating someone younger than she. Brooke Hogan’s life must suck. Now she is taking it out on us with her own reality show. (Starpulse)
- The fat kid from Nickelodeon sitcom Drake and Josh has lost 100 pounds and is doing nude scenes with hot girls in indie flicks. (MSNBC)
- Sacha Baron Cohen promises live cage fights and $1 beer at a bar. Then once the bar is packed he unveils the Homo Erotic Wrestling show, look for this in his next movie: Bruno. (The Movie Blog)
- Former Home Improvement star Zachery Ty Bryan gets tasered at a hotel. Think he’ll just laugh about it later and not take legal action? I don’t think so, Tim. (Contact Music)

Today’s Sex News
- People who called a job hotline wer given the wrong number, got the number for a phone sex hotline where women were looking for sex. Still a win, right? (Boston.com)
- It’s not so surprising to me that this guy got stuck in his chastity belt. What is weird to me is that they called a chastity belt a sex toy. Isn’t it like… the exact opposite? (The Sun)
- Porn was televised on primetime television in New Zealand by accident. One parent said her 8 year old son’s innocence is lost. I say that kid just passed puberty early. (3News.co.nz)
- Have a problem pitching a tent? Eat some watermelon. (Asylum)
- Women run STD risk while on vacation. Because “Hey, why use a condom, when will I ever be in Haiti again?” (Channel 4)