Today’s 20: 7.10.08

Today’s Odd News Stories
- RIAA says new DRM will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Said to join forces with Skeletor and Cobra Commander. (Gizmodo)
- New England Patriots training 200,000 cheerleaders in China, putting spy cameras in their locker rooms. (CSMonitor)
- Country music festival to blame for the spike in pregnancies. The good news: if the festival promoters want to apologize, they’ll just have to call one family per pregnancy to get everyone involved included. (Denver Post)
- Indonesia plans to execute a sorcerer who has killed 42 women. Harry Potter and Gandalf wanted for questioning. (News.uk.msn.com)
- Just so you feel safe next time you fly, some air traffic controllers have applied for their job in Braille. (This is Plymouth)

Today’s Pennsylvania News
- Some PA folk like their houses painted pink & purple. (NBC10)
- Pennsylvania is Hollywood’s new Sugar Daddy. (Hellenic News)
- Ben Ruthelsburgler…. Roeth-a-bama…. Roethdoublebaconcheeseburger….. Pittsburgh Steelers’ quarterback says he finally understands the teams offense. An who knew that throwing interceptions in the playoffs wasn’t a part of that offense. (Yahoo)
- Wait…. John McCain spent his time in the Vietnamese POW camp reciting the Pittsburgh Steelers’ defensive line to his cell mates? There was nothing else to talk about? Like, “Hey guys, lets try to get out of this prison!” (KDKA.com)
- You know your football team sucks when the family who have owned them for 75 years are all “Whoa! We gotta sell this team.” (WSJ.com)

Today’s Games
- Boomshine (K2XL.com)
- Sissyfight (Sissyfight.com)
- Zombie (Codenautics)
- The Movie Blog’s Name That Torso 7. (The Movie Blog)
- Double Wire – For those of us who have Spider-man complexes. (Milk and Cookies)

Today’s Entertainment/Celeb News/Gossip
- Shakira vows to keep fighting for Colombian Hostages. I’m sure those hostages’ spirits are lifted now. (Contact Music)
- Michael J Fox to join the cast of ‘Rescue Me.’ Plans on shaking things up a bit. (Access Hollywood)
- Hilton, Spears, and Lohan set to infect a television near you. (Starpulse)
- Victor Willis, an original member of the Villiage People, has surgery for his throat problems. Too many penis & gay jokes come to mind to just pick one. (Yahoo)
- Ashley Dupre wants to be the next Tila Tequila. Ashley apparently forgot that she’s not a Taiwanese lady-boy hooker. (Celebitchy)