Today’s 20: 7.15.08

Today’s Odd News Stories
- Hot Pockets’ Lean Pockets recalled due to bits of plastic in them. Somewhere Jim Gaffigan is writing a new joke. (Kentucky.com)
- Japanese guy qualifies for his second olympics, his first since 1964. (Google.com)
- 5 year old boy with waist-length long hair? That’s school hate bait. (Chron)
- I know that I personally feel like a traitor if I wave an American Flag that was made in China. (ABC News)
- Wait.. you mean Fruit Roll-ups don’t actually count as fruit? (Reuters)

Today’s Blogs
- Ugly Overload (Uglyoverload.blogspot.com)
- “Why I Love Batman” Sounds likes somebody’s got a bat-on for Bruce Wayne. (Seattle PI)
- Urinal advertising looks oddly fun. (YepYep)
- Asylum Salutes Cringe Worthy Porn Spoofs. (Classics like Forest Hump, Edward Penishands.) (Asylum)
- Want to make sure no girl ever talks to you again? Try one of these tattoos (Web Upon)

Today’s Cool Free Software
- Find out what that Keith Richards-old computer of yours is capable of handling with HeavyLoad (Download Squad)
- Graphita, a non-complicated online image editor. (Graphita)
- Turn your desktop into a 360 degree rotating virtual desktop with 360Desktop. (360Desktop)
- KidZui, another kid-friendly webbernet browser. There’s a free and a subscription version. (Kidsui)
- Floorplanner, a web based, well, floor planner. (Download Squad)

Today’s Movie News
- Gee… I don’t see how Michael Bay’s script for The Dark Knight didn’t get used. (Defamer)
- Darren Aronofsky to direct Robocop remake? (Joblo)
- The Governator says/yells/mumbles to Hollywood “films shouldn’t erase smoking.” Afterall, tobacco is a leaf, it isn’t a drug. It’s also not a tumor. (Fox News)
- Sex and the City’s sequel already in the works. Sarah Jessica Parker stomps her hoof in glee. (The Movie Blog)
- HBO trying to get a movie made for one of their greatest shows ever. That’s right, we might get a movie for The Sopra. Don’t Stop Believin’! (Cinematical)