Today’s 20: Obama Dunks, Pat & Vanna, Jonas Brothers

Today’s Odd News Stories
- A hearing impared woman forced to use the drive through intercom sues McDonalds. What? (Chicago Tribune)
- Want to Follow the presidential race in style? You need a pair of Obama Dunks for your feet. (Rep Codes)
- Too many people get injured by foul balls at Major and Minor league games. They forgot the ancient art of getting the hell outta the way. (WSJ.com)
- A french stewardess wins a trip to space after finding winning number on a candy bar wrapper. Willy Wonka unimpressed. (Yahoo)
- Dude who created N’Sync and the Backstreet Boys to pay victims $300M. Technically, we’re all victims. (AP.org)

Today’s Videos
- Egg Divinci: The coolest egg shell carvings evar. (Youtube)
- Dumbass Weatherman Locks himself in a van right before live feed. (Eyeblast.tv)
- Pat Sajak givin’ it to Vanna White. (Youtube)
- Grandmother + Rollercoaster = Good times. (Youtube)
- Barney Rubble slips one past the censors. (Youtube)

Today’s Entertainment/Celeb News/Gossip
- Michael Jackson has meeting with New Kids on the Block. Was later sad to find out that they aren’t kids anymore. (Celebitchy)
- Jonas Brothers = Terrorists. (Shawarmamayor.blogspot.com)
- Pamela Anderson says Jessica Simpson is a bitch and a whore. In related news, the pot called the kettle black. (Deceiver)
- Victoria Beckham complains that she hates the attention she gets. In other news, Viictoria Beckham gets attention. (Metro)
- Now Victoria Beckham is claiming that she’s “Ordinary.” (Mail on Sunday)

Today’s Cool Sites
- Bunny Suicides (Retro Computing)
- A petition to get “Ernest the Pirate” released on DVD (Jim Varney’s last movie) (Petition Online)
- Hot Chicks with Douchebags (Hot Chicks with Douchebags)
- Forvo… Its a site with words pronounced in almost every language from native speaking people. Great for learning new languages. You can even help out by lending your voice to the words. (Forvo)
- Fat Chicks in Party Hats (Fat Chicks in Party Hats)