Today’s 20: S&M Barbie, Mugshots, Most Appalling TV Shows

Today’s Odd News Stories
- Woman offers sex to get out of drunk driving arrest. The irony: her license plate reads “TROUBLE”. (Wisc News)
- Sounds like Dick Cheney also likes pigeon hunting. (Daily Mail)
- A buncha hot chicks invented healthier hamburgers. I’ll have 3 of each to go. (Washington Post)
- 1-800-Flowers apparently do death threats now. (Network World)
- Hmmm… I don’t see why people wouldn’t like an S&M Barbie. (The Sun)

Today’s Lists
- 22 Most Appalling TV Shows Ever (EW,com)
- 50 Movies that Out-Grossed Meet Dave. (Film Drunk)
- Top 10 Computer annoyances and how to Fix Them. (Life Hacker)
- 16 Facts about France of dubious verity. (Cracked)
- The 20 worst movie endings ever. (Times Online)

Today’s Mugshots
- Peter Griffin selling drugs now? (CBS6Albany.com)
- Judging from this dude’s mugshot, DUI biking isn’t his only problem. (Cincinnati.com)
- Not Surprising: Andy Dick got arrested. Surprising: Arrested for groping a girls boobs. I didn’t see that coming. (The Smoking Gun)
- *Peep* (Penn Live)
- *Sings* It’s been one week since you arrested me/Came in my house through the door and said “we’re the police!”/Five days since you yelled at me saying/”Get off the pot or we’ll do more arresting!” (Syracuse.com)

Today’s Diatribes
- Supposed Sex Predators Being Provoked (mikaandjade.wordpress.com)
- I Choose My Choice! (The Atlantic)
- I ink, therefore I am: How tattoos used to mark you out fromt he crowd. (Guardian)
- Touching shouldn’t always mean sex. (Times Online)
- Female Superheroes = Strippers (Den of Geek)