Today’s 20: Science, Ashley Dupre, Sex in Space

Today’s Odd News Stories
- Dental assistant sues call girl, Ashley Dupre. (NY Daily News)
- Life Imitating Freddy Got Fingered: Jet Powered Wheelchairs. (I Can’t See You)
- Ah, the relationship between father and daughter is alive and well, and cheats at the kid’s tennis match. (Daily Mail)
- Dr. Evil’s favorite way of clearing up those face wrinkles: Frikkin’ Lasers. (Eurekalert)
- Dwarf Burglars, its the only choice they have. (Telegraph)

Today’s Lists
- The Top 10 Characters and Storylines Wanted for Hellboy 3. (If Magazine)
- 20 Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants. (Cracked)
- 8 Badass Sci-Fi Predictions That Came True in Lame Ass Ways. (Cracked)
- 25 Villainous casting suggestions for new Dark Knight films. (Den of Geek)
- 100 Things to do during a money free weekend. (The Simple Dollar)

Today’s Sex News
- Rugby and Porn, they just go together. (Asylum)
- Sex in space. I think I watched that movie once. (Live Science)
- Teenage Sex Cures Cancer…. for Tasmanian Devils… So you gotta make a choice, have cancer, or have sex with a teenage tasmanian devil, the choice is yours. (News.com)
- Hospital patient has a buncha crazy sex with his nurse and they lived happily ev… He’s suing her? (Metro News)
- Yeah… that’s it… I was just going to Greasy Eddie’s Tassle Tavern to enjoy some “Preformance Art.” (AP.org)

Today’s Science News
- Physicists discover new particle: Bottomonium. Nothing to do with J-Lo. (Physorg)
- There are more creatures created in Spore, than there are in real life. (Google)
- HIV cured… ish… when they get an HIV and AIDS cure, you’ll have to walk around the people humping in the streets. (Science Blog)
- Extinct prehistoric insects found in amber. Sam Neill was last seen sighing and saying “Not Again.” (Yahoo)
- Queen’s Guitarist Publishes Astrophysics Thesis. (Live Science)