A.C. Slater Fact #15
Slater always kept a clean shaven face because hair doesn’t grow on granite.
A.C. Slater Fact #14
Someone once took a drop of A.C. Slater’s sweat and put it on a tiny blue stone, this was the birth of Viagra.
A.C. Slater Fact #13
The reason people never see ninjas is because Slater shoved them all in lockers at Bayside High.
A.C. Slater Fact #12
Super Mario Brothers were created in A.C.’s alter ego’s image.
A.C. Slater Fact #11
Mario Lopez is Slater’s mild mannered alter ego.
A.C. Slater Fact #10
A.C. Slater’s heroes consist solely of dead soldiers of WWI, WWII, and ‘Nam.
A.C. Slater Fact #9
Slater once had an opportunity to recieve Spider-Man’s alien symbiote suit. Instead, A.C. Slater shoved it in a locker.
A.C. Slater Fact #8
Slater eats live rifle rounds for breakfast.
A.C. Slater Fact #7
A.C. Slater doesn’t have dimples. Those were dents of anger. If you ever were unfortunate to see those dimples in person, you were quickly and violently thrown in a locker.
A.C. Slater Fact #6
A.C. Slater invented students having sex with their teachers.
