Quotemeal
A lot of people are interested in quotes. Some are profound proverbs from the greatest minds the world has seen, some are witty one liners from the funniest people. Whatever the case, everyone has a favorite quote. I scoured news sites and found some stand-out quotes of my own. These are actual quotes from various news sources, click the links to go to the news pages. Just don’t expect to be floored by the brilliance of some of these quotes.
“It didn’t need power, it didn’t need batteries, it didn’t need recharging. And have you ever tried to hack into my typewriter? It is very secure.”
~ Frederick Forsyth, Pro-Typewriter, Anti-Computer.
“It must be the Spandex that causes people to lose their sense of humor.”
~ Jim Alderden said of Motorist-Bicyclist feuds.
“No, don’t, don’t cut my hair, don’t do this in front of my daughter.”
~ Woman, forced to get her hairs cut by guy-who-thought-she-stole-his-rims.
“I’m accusing Popular Mechanics as being part of the cover-up.”
~ Blair Gadsby on 9/11 conspiracy.
“I’m working on trying to get him off being interested in female parts. He thinks it’s hilarious when he pulls off my shirt. It’s started – the interest in boobies.”
~ Kate Hudson on the behavior of her 4-year old son. Awkward.
“All you have to do is put your tongue on to the ice-cream rather than lick. It really is a lazy person’s ice-cream cone as it does everything for you.”
~ Spokeswoman for rotating ice cream cone holder.
“People feel a lot of shame around computer games. Whereas, it’s socially acceptable to have a porn problem.”
~ Dr. Jerald Block on Porn Addiction vs World of Warcraft Addiction.
“Every conversation would somehow end up being a conversation about sex. I asked for a big ruler and she responded: “Ooh, you like them big do you?” in obvious reference to a man’s penis size.”
~ Stephen Price, about the sexual harassment he had to endure at work.
“I honestly believed that if you shoot somebody, that they would get back up. I didn’t realize that you shoot somebody, they die.”
~ Evan Ramsey on the school shooting he was the cause of.
Quote of the Moment
“I slept in my clothes, because the last time they came, I was in my underwear with my dong hanging out and shit.”
~ Hacker “Defiant” (Who hacked Comcast) said of his impending arrest.
